Yes, we would all like Justin Bieber to fall into a Black Hole, but someone has finally made that dream a reality. Well…they made his music fall into the singularity, anyway. Apparently if you take the annoying little munchkin’s “U Smile” and slow it down 800% (courtesy of Florida artist Shamantis) you get something akin to a Boards of Canada grand opus. Give it a listen, pretty crazy stuff. I’m not going to post the original for comparison because I’m not that evil.